Twilight And It's Characters-In Five Sentences

For years now,we are all obsessed with Twilight. Anything Twilight. Sure,we do know all the characters but what about the others? The non-twi-hards who don't have any idea who Bella or Edward is? Well, here, let me help them. ;P In five sentences each, I will introduce you to Twilight. ;P

TWILIGHT

Twilight is a romance novel created by Stephenie Meyer who dreamt of a girl and a vampire in the meadow. It's main characters are Bella and Edward but for me it's really Alice and Jasper, cause I said so. It is a saga made up of four novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn, respectively. If you don't know anything about it yet then I am so sorry for you. Many fan girls will aspire to kill you.

EDWARD

Edward is a vampire,more than a hundred years old, who falls in love with a clumsy girl (see: Bella). He is strong and romantic and has really nice hair. He has a family, too, though they are all adopted. He likes Volvo and for him Bella smells really really good. Oh, and he sparkles.

JACOB

Jacob Black is Bella's best friend and Edward's biggest rival. At first he has long hair but maybe because Edward looks gorgeous with his locks,Jacob decided that he would be gorgeous too if he cut his hair,so he did. He's a creepy stalker (he jumps into bedrooms quite easily) but not as creepy as Edward. He likes naps and he can't keep a secret. He runs around topless, all the freakin' time.

BELLA

Bella Swan started all this Twilight craze because the novels were told from her point of view (Jacob shares his POV in Breaking Dawn). She's the clumsiest girl ever made and she likes making out A LOT. She's a bad liar but she still tells lies. She likes papercuts, and later on, she cuts herself with a sharp rock cause that's how she rolls. She mumbles and blinks a lot.

ALICE

Alice is Edward's adoptive sister and Bella's best friend. She's always hyper like she just drank a liter of Coke or something, and she LOVES shopping. She can see the future based on the decisions made, but she can't see the future of the werewolves. She can pitch for baseball like crazy, and she likes walking on tree tops. Guilty of stealing a yellow Porsche.

JASPER

Jasper Whitlock Hale is Alice's husband who used to be the youngest major in a Confederate Army in Texas. He has a sexy Southern drawl and a sexy voice. The production made him wear horrible wigs but he certainly pulled off the look, and proved to be the sexiest and most beautiful vampire ever (in my eyes,okay?). He growls at the smell of blood resulted by a silly papercut,and even when he growls he is sexy. He gets to ride a horse and kiss Alice Cullen, which is totally fine with me (okay, NOT.).

ROSALIE

Rosalie Hale was described by Bella as the most beautiful face on Earth or something like that. She acts like a beeeyotch toward Bella most of the time because Bella is human who wants to be a vampire while she is a vampire who would give everything to be human because she wants to have a child. She pretends to be Jasper's twin sister in Forks. She's the wife of Emmett Cullen. Her favorite expression: my monkey man.

EMMETT

Emmett likes arm wrestlings and other things that let him prove that he is strong. He's goofy. He likes bears for food because a bear mauled him before Rosalie found him in the woods. He likes teasing Bella and Edward and the rest of the family. He and Rosalie destroyed a number of houses while having S (soup).

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That's all because I'm tired. More to come (maybe) soon. I do not mean to offend anybody here,okay (sorry to the fans of Twilight who might get mad--I am a Twilighter too! This is purely for fun) Thanks.

Drunk Tweeting....Is Not A Crime

I've been spending too much time staring at Ashley Greene's picture on the internet.I think I need to change a little.It's not healthy anymore.

Hello,I almost forgot to greet you.I guess you're expecting to read another crazy blog entry,noh?Well I don't know....You might be disappointed.

I'm here to talk about my drunken tweets last night.No,I was not drunk with alcohol,and I never will be.I just had a little too much Pepsi in my system...So I was very hyper.And when I woke up today and read my previous tweets,man.Did I really say those? See for yourself.

I have just eaten a drunk gummi bear.I'm totally including this moment in my fanfic.

Will I be considered religious if I worship you and the band?Monkeyism...

Rathbone-ism? What do you call the worshippers...Rathboners?

I suggested to everyone that instead of actually laughing out loud we should just say LOL so now we're all saying LOL.including Mimi's Dad.

SMOJCALANTC (Trust me,you wouldn't want to know what this means.)

@decodelala i miss yew more ohyeahbaby!

@decodelala i missh you too like mashed potatoes and where is @vickyvictoria10?

@decodelala @VickyVictoria10 heeeee we're complete like mashed potatoes!!!

@decodelala @VickyVictoria10I'm peeled. :D

@VickyVictoria10 @decodelala I changed my mind.I'm not a potato.I'm a banana. *hint hint* @TheFakeJAction

@TheFakeBenG If I promise to be a good girl,will you tweet me?

@decodelala LMAO we do we do!!Like dora the explorer we did it we did it yeah!

@TheFakeBenG I was hoping you'd say you love me. D:

@decodelala @VickyVictoria10 I'm drunkbroken.

*stabs a sword straight to my heart*

@LoveLoveLove715 LMAO I'm happier now than when I was a kid when I had the pencil case with the second floor.Hahaha 

Sooooo I was a little crazy,noh? But it's all good. *nods* I slept at 4:00 am, holy yellow Porsche,maybe that's why I'm still sleepy...and dizzy...and hungry.Oh well.

Tomorrow I have a plan to watch a movie with Ham,but I haven't told my grandmother about it yet.I'm still contemplating whether to tell her the truth or to spice up the story with a little...you know,a little convincing lie...But lying is bad so I'd just tell the truth. *Sigh*

That's it for now.I'll post a very deep and meaningful post when I want to. Hehe.

Tata! ;)

The Power of fake J-Action

So....If you know me well enough you would never even bother reading this post,cause the picture pretty much says it all.

MONROE JACKSON effing RATHBONE.Tweeted.Me.*dies*

*lives again to write*Yes.He now has a Twitter account and he is so nice to his fans.He and his band mates  are.They reply to fans likeee....no big deal.When in fact it is a big deal--a very big big deal.

Yesh.I woke up this morning and found out that he was tweeting (he still is) and that he tweeted Vicky and Louise.For a moment my brain couldn't function well.My head was clouded with jealousy.But then I told myself that those girls are my sisters,then immediately I was happy for them ^^.

In my desperation I asked him when he will tweet me and make my life complete.To my utter surprise and unfathomable joy,he replied.And yesh baby,my life is now complete.Dear G-d,I can die now...although I'd rather not. ;)

I know I promised myself that I'd go to the bank today but...I don't know anymore.I'm in a daze and that's not a good sign,right?I mean what if I faint and there's no one to save me?!!

Am I exaggerating?

Yes?

Okay.I'm going to the bank.Although I'd really rather not.

I'm going now...

Bye....

*Looks back* I'm  going....


Uhm....Aren't you going to stop me or something?

Part Time Human,Full Time Procrastinator

Wow.This just proves that I really am the Queen of Procrastination. I spend almost all day in front of my computer,talking with random people on Twitter,ignoring the things that I really should do first.

What happened to my life?Do I have a life?

No.That seems pretty obvious.And to tell you the truth,I have no intentions of getting one.I plan to spend the whole summer vacation at home...procrastinating.Aaaah! Don't blame me,I can't help it!

So today I want to go to the bank.I really do,but it's Sunday and the banks are closed.Why do I have this feeling that I will be too lazy to go tomorrow?I don't know.Remind me to remind myself that I really have to go,or else I'd say goodbye to my internet connection.Now that's an entirely different story.

I woke up today to a review by Vickeh,of course.For my Fanfiction "Chasing Rainbows",she said it's like a written lullaby.I was so happy,and then I realized that lullabies are supposed to make people sleepy.Is that what you meant,Vicky?Hehe,nah,seriously,thank you. And fireflies and butterflies are magical,if I may say so.

So now I have to step out for lunch but I can't bring myself to do so.Instead,I'm here on my blog,telling you about all these nonsense stuff that happened in my nonexistent social life.I even doubt it if I still have a physical life,if you know what I mean.It's like I'm only active virtually.I lost connections with my friends while I was so busy having fun with my virtual friends.Sometimes I wish this computer monitor could somehow swallow me and take me to the other side of the world.Wouldn't that be fun? :D

As for now,I really have to go eat lunch if I don't want my Tita (or whoever it is from the family) to come dragging me and shoving my face to the plate. I'll be back later to write about tadpoles and my recent adventure with a duckling,if you could even call running after a chirping duckling that invaded my room an adventure.Wait---did I just say that?Do ducklings chirp?I have no idea.

THE END.
P.S.-I'm not drunk with Coke.I swear I'm not.

Confessions Of The Normally Abnormal, Usually Unusual

Yesterday, someone asked me if I have gone bonkers. The answer,of course,was no. "This is just me being normal,actually." :D

You might be wondering what lead to the question.This is exactly why today,I am having a confession...Confessions,actually.

Confession #1: The Gummy Bears' Demise

I like killing gummy bears. And I spell it as "gummii", to be honest. It's just cruel...But it makes me happy. I set the color for the day,then kill. Yesterday it was orange. They caused my Barbie's death, so I gave them punishment.I drowned some of them in a glass of Coke and I was amused.Ha! Taught them to be nosey. ;) Before the killing spree,though,I first organized a gummii wedding. An orange gummii bear's last wish was to marry a red gummii bear,so I agreed to do the wedding.After that, I beheaded them, leaving the gummi bride a widow.

Confession #2: The Soldier And The Pixie
You might find it strange for some reason,but I do ship Jackson and Ashley more than Robert and Kristen. You don't know who they are?Shame on you. That's Twilight's Jasper and Alice. I seriously hype up everytime I see a photo of them,or read an article,which is like,always.I am totally hooked,and no,I don't need psychological help,thank you very much.

That's it for today,since I have to run to the stupid bank to pay my internet bill or else I'll be disconnected.I would never want that to happen.I would rather die.Seriously! Okay bye!

I think I might make it a habit to post some confessions here. It's quite fun. ;)

It's Just Another Day

Today, April 4, 2010, is a typical day. It's Easter Sunday though,but does that really make any difference?

Everyone on Twitter keeps talking about chocolates and egg hunts.Well?I've got none of those,cause here in the Philippines,you go egg hunting only if you're rich.To ordinary people like my family,that's just out of the question.

What I'm doing now is this...I'm on Google,looking for great pictures to use with this blog.Interesting eh?Yesssss.I could go on living like this forever, cause I'm one lazy arse baby!

So far I've saved up some good shots of sunsets, of course, and bubbles. I am now looking for forever..I mean,looking for photos that depict forever but I can't seem to find a good one yet.Forever is really hard to find,I guess.

And...because of this Easter chocolate thingy people keep talking about,I am now craving for chocolates...Okay,okay,I'll admit it.Not chocolates...Oreos,but hey!That's close. Chocolates and Oreos are distant cousins.I think I hafta get out of bed and actually buy a pack.Of Oreos,I mean...and Coke,of course.

Okay I'm blabbering.Anyway,last night I had a great talk with Vicky on MSN.We were bashing someone's FanFiction about Mega Bloody Pork Adobo or something.I can't remember it but it was really hilarious--not in a good way.I'm not saying I'm a good writer but hale yeah,I think I can write better than that if I try.Heehee and the girl repelled Vicky's proposal of rewriting her story. "I don't need your help,bitch."

Told yah Vickeh! Hahaha let us mind our own businesses.

That's it for now.I suck at making diary entries. >.<

Hello,My Name Is...

Hello,my name is PISSED.

I actually had fun today.On my way home,I saw the sunset while on a bridge,over a very serene image of a river and its delta. I was very inspired.Words were pouring out of my mind as I stared at the sky.They even rearranged themselves into phrases and sentences beautifully.Too bad,I didn't have a pen with me.

In easy words,I was still inspired when I got home.The big toothy grin was not erased form my face even while I was eating.I actually practically just swallowed just so I could pretend to go to bed already and blog in reality,and I never failed.

I've typed maybe two sentences when I noticed my internet connection starting to get bitchy.I didn't mind it though,as I was writing a really good story/snippet.I was aware that what i was typing was not being saved,I had no internet connection but still,I continued.My fingers raced with each other,typing words I now can't remember.I managed to write the whole story in about half an hour,and I was satisfied with the way it turned out.

So why is my name PISSED?

Here you go:

I said I was aware that I had no internet connection,right?Right.So I minimized Firefox for a while and decided to watch a movie called Windstuck.Good movie,I suggest you guys watch it!So yeah.I was so engrossed with the movie but I still checked on my internet browser to see if I could publish already,but I still couldn't,so I just shrugged and minimized my browser again to go back to the movie.To my utter surprise,though,Firefox warned me that I was about to close multiple tabs,asking me if I wanted to save them.I clicked "QUIT",and then Blogspot asked me if I really wanted to navigate away from the page,reminding me that I had an unsaved draft.Guess what I clicked? Yes. Firefox closed immediately,and it was only then did I realize the stupid mistake I have done.I literally died and lived again.Darn...

So that's why instead of "Flimsy Ribbons of Fate" Chapter 1,you are now reading my rant.I've worked hard for that,and my stupidity has just taken its toll on me. -_- Maybe I'll write another one soon.I just need to get back that great amount of inspiration through a view of the sunset.

....And maybe,a bottle of Coke.

....And a day staring at Ashley Greene's picture.

....And Jackson Rathbone.

Jackson Rathbone Ate A Maggot

So Jackson ate a maggot...And when he looked at the camera and smiled, I was like, "what's my name again?". I love him to death. Ohmygollygosh. He is so HOTTT!I think I need a bottle of Coke now.I'm hyperventilating.

Weekend In New England

Rules:

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

You Alone Are God - Hillsongs United

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

The Man In Love With You - Rascal Flatts

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Swimming In Miami - Owl City

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Baby I'm A Want You - Bread (What? Haha)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

I'm You - Leona Lewis (Cool)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Here Comes Goodbye - Rascal Flatts (What the hell?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Warmth of The Sand - Dashboard Confessional

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Try - Nelly Furtado (Accurate, darn)

WHAT IS 2+2?

Already Gone - Kelly Clarkson (Doesn't make any sense at all)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Best Day - Taylor Swift (Wow!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'll Be Loving You Forever - Westlife (I swear I grinned viciously at this!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Happy - Leona Lewis (Agree!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Meteor Shower - Owl City

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Close To You - The Carpenters (Darn, this is trying to tell me something!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A Place In This World - Taylor Swift (Can possibly be true)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Angel - Sarah Mclachlan (No way, it's a sad song...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fuzzy Blue Lights - Owl City (It's okay.I actually like the song.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Bust Your Windows - Glee (LMFAO)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Footprints in The Sand - Leona Lewis (This got me thinking. It's true!)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Shattered - Trading Yesterday (God! This is so accurate, how come?! I swear I am not cheating!)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

River Flows In You - Yiruma (I don't know, it's instrumental.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Forever In Love - Kenny G.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

The Best Deceptions - Dashboard Confessional

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Feels Like Home - Edwina Hayes

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer - Kenny Rodgers

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Kings and Queens - 30 Seconds To Mars

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Can't Fight This Feeling - Glee (WTF?!)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

You Found Me - The Fray

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

I'm Moving On - Rascal Flatts

POST THIS AS?

Weekend In New England - Barry Manilow

WANTED

Seann Pangilinan, 19, Filipina
Nueva Ecija, Philippines
Addicted to Oreos.
In love with Jackson Rathbone.
A fan of Ashley Greene.
Moody, crazy, emotional.
Committed Crime: Illegal Possession of Alice's Diamond Studded Disco Stick

Victoria Jayne Telling, 16, British
Swindon, United Kingdom
Addicted to Diet Coke.
In love with Jackson Rathbone.
A fan of Ashley Greene.
Crazy, chipper, energetic.
Committed Crime: Malicious Mischief Against Pork Adobo

Louise Murphy, 14, Irish
Moyne, Ireland
Addicted to Club Orange
In love with Jasper Hale
A fan of Ashley Greene (Now confirmed haha)
Crazy, energetic, normal.
Committed Crime: Violence Against Leprechauns

If you see them, you're lucky. They're usually invisible.

Seann and Rani Invade LA!

"Yay!" I shouted as I waited for my flight at the airport. God, delayed flights are no fun, especially when you're going somewhere closest to heaven.

Finally, I was on the plane. I have no friggin idea how long the flight had been, I fell asleep. The next thing I know, I was there. My heaven, and angels were waiting for me.

Excitedly, I ran to their open arms, squealing as loud as I can. Would you blame me for that? No, I guess not, if you were in my shoes.

"Oh my God, Oh my God!!!" I jumped up and down as they gave me a welcoming hug. "Is this true?!"

"Of course it is!" Andrea laughed. Andrea. Andrea Kelley. Oh. My. God.

"OMA!" I giggled, enclosing her in a very tight hug.

I can't believe it!Beside me were the angels I've met so many times in my dreams, and now I'm with them!

"We're still waiting for someone." Ashley smiled as she held my hand. I shyly pulled away, then wiped it with a handkerchief,cursing my sweaty palm silently.

Minutes later, a pretty Indonesian girl came running to us. "Hey guys!" She squealed like I did, launching herself to the angels-Andrea,Ashley,Caitie,Ellie,and Mary.

"Seann!" Rani exclaimed as we both started clapping our hands. We couldn't stop giggling excitedly,we still couldn't believe our fortunate fate.

It was one of those days when these angels got bored. They thought of ways to execute boredom, and came up with a great idea: picking a random person on Twitter and giving them an exclusive meet and greet and live and shop with them for a week.
One lucky person won, and guess who that was? ME!!!

I was surprised to receive a call on my phone saying I won that price. At first I thought it was a prank call, but then all the girls talked to me and I was grinning from ear to ear seconds after.

"You said it's good for two people?" I asked. They said yes, and for a moment, different names came popping in my mind. I weighed my options carefully, I wanted to bring someone who deserved it. then, a name flashed on my mind: RANI!

So I asked them if it's okay if I would bring someone from Indonesia,I mean,we're from two different countries, that must be a lot of work and stuff,but they agreed! So there we go, Rani and I,on the most important days of our lives. :D

Rani Nugros is just as obsessed with them as I am.:) Hey Rani! I love you!

On our first day in LA, we all went shopping because Rani and I didn't have enough clothes.Err,we did have enough clothes, but they're not fashionable enough for LA,so Caitie suggested that we go shopping. Rani and I were more than happy to agree,and yes,it's their treat!

We ate at a fancy restaurant that night. We partied till the sunrise. The next day, we were all too wasted to go out so we bonded by staying in their apartment and cooking our meals. We watched sappy romance movies. At the end of The Notebook,we were all trying to hide our sobs. Their make ups were smeared and I couldn't help but laugh as I realized what we all looked like: messy hairs, baggy eyes, and the apartment was a total mess. Andrea and Caitie looked cute in their pink pajamas, while Ashley, Mary, and Ellie were all wearing short shorts and tank tops. They were all stunning.

Third day-we were seriously headed to watch 100 Monkeys live in LA. Rani and I couldn't contain our joy any longer. Again, we were screaming like school girls. Mary and Ellie even covered their ears with their hands because we were so noisy, but we can't help it! We're crazy for Jackson!

This is it, this is it! I muttered under my breath as the band started setting their instruments on the stage. Everyone was there, but I couldn't see Jackson. I was craning my neck, standing in tiptoes,too eager to see him that I can't wait for another minute. Suddenly, the lights went out in a click. The band started playing a familiar song, Smoke. I exhausted myself screaming as I heard his voice. I could now see the top of his head; he was wearing a red bandanna,his forehead was covered in sweat; his voice was sexy. My mouth was hanging open,for a moment,I thought I might have forgotten how to breathe---and then someone nudged me on the shoulder.

"We're here." My sister beamed.

I looked around,brows furrowed in confusion. From a distance, I could hear the faint sound of water crashing on the rocks. Then, it all sank in.

WTF, I was daydreaming. D:

**This happened in real life. The daydream, I mean.
Special guest: Rani Nugros
Haha! Let's keep dreaming, Rani.

Jasper Prayer

Our Jasper, 
Who art in Forks, 
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the baseball field.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats
As we worship Maria for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The emotions and the hotness,
For ever and ever.

Amen!

Buking!! Haha

This is a conversation between me and my super quiet classmate. So stay out of it. Haha let's call her "D".

We were in an internet cafe, she was LOOKING at MY computer's screen while I was chatting with (Let's call him) "J" who was sick at that moment. here it goes.

"J" is now online.

gummii_cupcakes: hi!! :"> msta na?
just_intym: ok na,nagchat ka na e ;P
gummii_cupcakes: wii bolero pa xa..hehe :))

(a chat window pops up,and yes, it's "D")

supermonkey***: waaah c Jay. Pakisabi hi!
gummii_cupcakes: sure ;P parang di magkatabi eh?
supermonkey***: geh na kau naman close eh. love mo nga diba? :p
gummii_cupcakes: LOL. how'd you know?
supermonkey***: duh. read it in your blog. ;p everybody knows! :))

>>>And I thought blogging was safer than an actual diary. Meh.